human race

Mom, Dad told me human race evolved from monkey. Why different from ur story? Well, that was his side, mine still Adam and Eve @HermanSuharto

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jangan minum alkohol

Nak, ayah akan meletakkan cacing ini ke dalam segelas whiskey dan air putih. Kamu bisa lihat, yang di dalam whiskey langsung mati. Apa artinya? Hmmmm. Minuman alkohol membebaskan kita dari cacing???

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ular

Ular1: sob, kita bener2 berbisa?? Ular2: iya, knp? Ular1: kampret, barusan sahur ngantuk, bibir gue kegigit

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funny taste

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “does this taste funny to you??”

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Pig

Got this from a friend: When a bear, a lion and a pig meet…Bear says: “if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.”Lion says: “if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me.”Pig says: “big deal… I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives [...]

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find the x

If I was the teacher, I wouldn’t categorize it as wrong answer.

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